I love spammers. I love Akismet more, since it keeps all this garbage from showing up on the blog. I did notice one today that I almost approved.
“Hi, I’m Dr. Richards. Check out my Cialis profile.”
Dude. If you’re on Cialis, I do not want to see your profile.
Amen!
*snicker* Love your response and the post’s title.
) Some spammers have almost gotten me to click “approve” too. The one that would have gotten me at least once if I didn’t have Akismet (kiss-kiss, Akismet!) is the one that keeps saying, “Interesting post!” followed by a string of links to some Toyota site. 
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